“To live is to risk it all; otherwise you’re just an inert无活动能力的,堕性的 chunk of randomly assembled molecules drifting漂流的 wherever the universe blows you.” — Rick
生活就是要敢于冒险，否则你就称不上生命 只是一团随机排布的分子，在宇宙之中随波逐流。
“I’ll tell you how I feel about school, Jerry. It’s a waste of time. Bunch of people running around bumping into each other, got a guy up front says, ‘Two plus two,’ and the people in the back say, ‘Four.’ Then the bell rings and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something. I mean, it’s not a place for smart people, Jerry. I know that’s not a popular opinion, but that’s my two cents on the issue.” — Rick
杰瑞，我来告诉你我对学校的感觉。这是浪费时间。一群人跑来跑去撞到了一起，前面的一个人说，“二加二”，后面的人说，“四”。然后铃响了，他们给了你一盒牛奶和一张纸，上面写着你可以去倒垃圾什么的。我的意思是，这不是聪明人的地方，杰瑞。我知道这不是一个普遍的观点，但这是我对这个问题的看法
“Sometimes science is more art than science.” — Rick
有时候科学比科学更像艺术
“Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call ‘love’ is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed.” — Rick
听着，莫蒂，我不想告诉你，但人们所说的“爱”只是一种迫使动物繁殖的化学反应
“Have fun with empowerment. It seems to make everyone that gets it really happy.” — Rick
享受赋权的乐趣。这似乎让每个得到它的人都很开心
“Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We’re all going to die. Come watch TV.” — Morty
人的出现是没有目的的，人也不会属于任何地方，每个人都会死去，来看电视吧
“Listen, I’m not the nicest guy in the universe, because I’m the smartest, and being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.” — Rick
听着，我不是世界上最善良的人，因为我是最聪明的，而善良是愚蠢的人为了对冲赌注而做的事情
“I know that new situations can be intimidating吓人的. You’re looking around and it’s all scary and different, but y’know, meeting them head-on, charging into ‘em like a bull — that’s how we grow as people.” — Rick
我知道新的情况可能会让人望而生畏。你环顾四周，一切都很可怕，也不一样，但你知道，迎面而来，像公牛一样冲向他们——这就是我们作为人成长的方式
“So I have an emo streak. It’s part of what makes me so rad.” — Rick
所以我有情绪化倾向。这是我如此棒的部分原因
“Don’t deify the people who leave you.” — Beth
不要把离开你的人神化
“You’re the little brother. You’re not the cause of your parents’ misery, you’re just a symptom of it.” — Summer
你是弟弟。你不是你父母痛苦的原因，你只是痛苦的症状。
“Having a family doesn’t mean that you stop being an individual个人. You know the best thing you can do for the people that depend on you? Be honest with them, even if it means setting them free.” — Mr. Meeseeks
拥有一个家庭并不意味着你不再是一个人。你知道你能为依赖你的人做的最好的事情吗？对他们诚实，即使这意味着让他们自由。
“I’m a scientist; because I invent, transform, create, and destroy for a living, and when I don’t like something about the world, I change it.” — Rick
我是一名科学家；因为我以发明、改造、创造和破坏为生，当我不喜欢世界上的某些东西时，我会改变它。
“God’s turning people into insect monsters, Beth. I’m the one beating them to death. Thank me.” — Jerry
上帝把人变成了昆虫怪物，贝丝。是我把他们打死的。谢谢我
“There’s a lesson here, and I’m not going to be the one to figure it out.” — Rick
这里有一个教训，我不会去弄清楚的
“Ooh yeah, shame me. At least when I’m disgusting, it’s on purpose.” — Summer Smith
哦，是的，真丢脸。至少当我恶心的时候，这是故意的。
“Life is effort and I’ll stop when I die!” — Jerry
生活就是努力，我死后会停止的！
“Listen, Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it. Break the cycle, Morty. Rise above. Focus on science.” — Rick
听着，莫蒂，我不想告诉你，但人们所说的爱只是一种迫使动物繁殖的化学反应。它打击得很重，莫蒂，然后慢慢消失，让你陷入失败的婚姻。我做到了。你父母会做到的。打破循环，莫蒂。上升到上面。专注于科学。
When you know nothing matters, the universe is yours. And I’ve never met a universe that was into it. The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them, not unlike your friend Timmy. — Rick
当你知道一切都不重要的时候，整个宇宙都会是你的，但我没有见过一个宇宙喜欢这样，宇宙就是一头野兽，他以平庸的人为食，创造出无数的白痴只是为了吃掉他们，和你的朋友Timmy没有什么不同。
You know, smart people get a chance to climb on Top, take reality for a ride, but it’ll never stop trying to throw you. And, eventually, it will. There’s no other way off. My advice -- Take off. Put a saddle on your universe. Let it kick itself out.
聪明的人有机会爬到顶峰，骑在现实背上，但现实会不停地试着把你甩下去，并且最终它会成功，没有别的出路，我的建议是出发吧，给你的宇宙套上马鞍，看它会变成什么样。
Right, yeah, like nothing shady ever happened in a fully furnished office?
对，是的，就像在一个设备齐全的办公室里从来没有发生过什么阴暗的事情一样
That's planning for failure, even dumber than regular planning.
这是为失败做计划，甚至比常规计划更愚蠢
摘自Rick and Morty台词
